Please Resume Sucking

I have good reason to be talking so darkly and rude. its winter. get over it.

I really need a job to fill my newly empty days with fun, i cant stare at facebook and lookbook for hours at a time anymore, and even ebay gets boring.....maybe a physical activity would work.....NAH!!! thats garbage. anyway, find me a job so i dont have to.

CHRISTIAN E. OLSON

762 Coventry Lane

Alpine, Utah 84004

Telephone: (801) 227-4821

Email: hologramic1492@yahoo.com

EXPERIENCE

2009 - PRESENT INTERNSHIP – PHYSCHOLOGY

iChology Provo, Utah

· Responsible for assisting in the development of web-based family and individual therapy program.

· Assisted in outcome research and online communication to individuals interested in program.

· Moderated and observed group sessions for community based adolescent group therapy programs.

2008 - PRESENT VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR

Lone Peak High School Highland, Utah

· Responsible for all assisting with teaching learning and development skills with adolescents with disabilities.

· Organized social and learning activities and field trips for students.

· Assisted with activities of daily living and personal hygiene.

SUMMER 2009 OUTDOOR MARKETING

My Comfort, Inc. Alpine, Utah

· Advertised and marketed for local furniture retail outlet.

· Received bonus for increasing sales.

2006 - 2009 DIRECTORS ASSISTANT – ACTOR – SET LIGHTING DESIGNER – GRIP – VIDEOGRAPHER – EDITOR

Scera Theatre, Alpine Playhouse, Alpine Community Theatre, Gracie London Studios Alpine, Utah

· Worked with several community based Theatre and Film Studios in many capacities.

· Responsible for the successful completion of all production work.

· Worked in a volunteer capacity teaching adolescent in performing skills.

EDUCATION AND PROFESSIONAL TRAINING

JANUARY 2010 EAST SHORE HIGH SCHOOL

High School Diploma

· Graduated GPA 3.5

· Graduated 6 months early

SKILLS

· Film Videographer and Editing

· Theatre Set Design, Lighting and Sound Engineering

· Extensive experience in community based theatre and psychology

H-E-L-P

Muscle connects to the bone, bone to the iron and muscle.

adventures of my Very short past

Ive never posted anything about the galivan!?!?!?!? This is my favorite place in the whole wide world!! It's this awesome outdoor theatre in down town SLC! this summer that played old Alfred Hitchcock movies every monday and every thursday were the twilight concert series!!!! we call them indie fest. Bands like M. Ward, Jenny Lewis, Land of Talk, and one of my favorites....Iron and Wine came!!!! Its a great place! here are some pictures from one of our adventures there with my good friends Ariel and Jer Bear (see BestFwend haha)

Best Fwend

Jericka (Jer Bear) Lambourne (lamb porn) is my very best friend in the whole wide world. She is the female equivalent to me in every way. her mama is suzie (suze mcbooze) lambourne. I love them both very much. they understand my insanity like only one other person does. There whole family is beautiful. they are very interesting and openminded, im moving in with them in January!!! what a b-day present
See? understood.


TAKEABOWSAYWHAAAA!?!?!!?
i will miss Jack deeply. have fun in stupy idaho

Im a whole lotta crazy

Colds and Lamps

Yesterday I made a lamp out of an old t shirt i used to clean paint up with. I draped it around wire hangers and i think it turned out real real good. I'm really enjoying the shape my room is taking on. Maybe i will take pictures of its magnificence. I am pretty lazy though lately, what with the SATAN COLD FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL THAT JERICKA GAVE TO ME!!!!!!
im not bitter.
My mom says its a fire hazard.....what does she know?

Frenetic to Serene

oh. OK!

This is good.

I am a drunken image sketched on leaves.