Im a whole lotta crazy

Colds and Lamps

Yesterday I made a lamp out of an old t shirt i used to clean paint up with. I draped it around wire hangers and i think it turned out real real good. I'm really enjoying the shape my room is taking on. Maybe i will take pictures of its magnificence. I am pretty lazy though lately, what with the SATAN COLD FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL THAT JERICKA GAVE TO ME!!!!!!
im not bitter.
My mom says its a fire hazard.....what does she know?

Frenetic to Serene

oh. OK!

This is good.

I am a drunken image sketched on leaves.

Today my outfit is based on bruises. Cuz its black and blue. Maybe ill post a pictures

a revolutinary costume

This is beautiful in every way to me. All my insides are shining right now.

It's clips from Grey Gardens, Badlands and Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wolf edited to the music of Sparklehorse. Ive only heard of Grey Gardens but i want to watch all three of these movies. If anyone has any idea how to get a hold of them i would appreciate it more than tans on my birthday.

Also I'm obsessed with this song right now.

oh the Beatles just answered my question "there's nothing you can know that cant be known" Thanks guys

brillance tastes like electrical tape.

I want to create a thought that is truly original. One that no one has ever had. I wonder if this is even possible. Or if the presence of other people in my life makes it impossible for me to have a truly unique thought. And even if i try how will i know my thought is unlike any other. I cant see the thoughts of all people. Maybe this is just a silly idea. Most likely.

Thing is a stupid word. Im not using it for a week.

the universe without a mind is nothing. It takes thought and perception to create anything or to change anything.

inSPAMity

The other day my good friend Suzie (hot mama) and I had a wonderful conversation about the importance of insanity in art. It really does help when your creating something completely new and original. The art monster inside me feeds on creativity and insanity. We also decided that we love music so much we would give our legs for it....maybe even more. Then we talked about all the amazing crazy people we know. Like bjork and Xiu Xiu. it was a good time.

Then we all made glorious fruit dip and watched the meteor shower. I love my life.

"could it be you are the one who is waiting patiently for me to disregard caution, to feign deafness to wisdom? Insanely for me, to bind your limbs." -Xiu Xiu

hairs like snow snow flakes

I just really really want to be blond now. thank you.

Dont go chasin' waterfalls

Oh TLC. you were good to me as a child. I really wish left eye wasnt dead.......

Anyway! yesterday i climbed a mountain to this magnificent waterfall! i loved him. in my head i named him Rupert. He looked like a boy waterfall. It took us FOREVER to get there for several reasons: 1. Ariel is a very fast driver but thats no good if your lost. 2. When parking a VERY old and ghetto car like my Sheridan Farrel (named by xandra, not me) on a steep slope you have to find rocks to put behind the wheels so it doesnt kill bobcats......or boy scouts. and 3. Jessica cant hike for her life.

When we finally got there it was well worth the wait. Just look.


Rupert in all his glory. You go big guy!

I wish it was my birthday

I really need to stop looking at things like lookbook and fashionation and all the other things like it.
It makes me want all the things they have!!! I never get any of the clothes n shtuff i want because i live in hokey-pokey Alpine, UT and have zero amounts of monies. If you want to be Christian's friend you should pretend its his birthday and buy him GOOOOODS!!!
Ill take anything from these people
http://lookbook.nu/user/27787-Damien-V

http://lookbook.nu/user/50784-Adam-G

http://lookbook.nu/user/38678-Andreas-W

http://lookbook.nu/user/39944-Ragnar-O

Oh how i wish i was worthy of a look book of my very own!

Also. if it is possible to gift skin tans and send them to me I would accept that as well because i am a PALE MOFO.....or any animal.....besides monkeys. i hate monkey's. there so cliche.

PS. This creature was in my dreams last night. I dont know what that means but it doesnt look like a good sign. maybe its because he scares the boogers out of me...

Steps to becoming a perfect blogger (furreals?)

Step 1- get a camera
Step 2- be good at good at everything
Step 3- be unlike anything else
Step 4- become inspired
Step 5- find somewhere magical
Step 6- adopt a dog like roxie (more about that beautiful creature to come)
Step 7- Befriend EVERYONE (good looking or not)

yeah. thats good. I will devote my entire LIFE to that....maybe......not.

I need a camera

Birth

Well here you go little blog. I popped you out and cut the chord. lets see what happens now.
My name is Christian Olson.
I'm unlike anything else (says my sister)
I like everything.
I want everything.
I want to be a giant sponge that soaks up the entire world around me.
mix it up.
stew it over.
and see what comes out.

I hope this blog does that.



















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