I wish it was my birthday

I really need to stop looking at things like lookbook and fashionation and all the other things like it.
It makes me want all the things they have!!! I never get any of the clothes n shtuff i want because i live in hokey-pokey Alpine, UT and have zero amounts of monies. If you want to be Christian's friend you should pretend its his birthday and buy him GOOOOODS!!!
Ill take anything from these people
http://lookbook.nu/user/27787-Damien-V

http://lookbook.nu/user/50784-Adam-G

http://lookbook.nu/user/38678-Andreas-W

http://lookbook.nu/user/39944-Ragnar-O

Oh how i wish i was worthy of a look book of my very own!

Also. if it is possible to gift skin tans and send them to me I would accept that as well because i am a PALE MOFO.....or any animal.....besides monkeys. i hate monkey's. there so cliche.

PS. This creature was in my dreams last night. I dont know what that means but it doesnt look like a good sign. maybe its because he scares the boogers out of me...